I received one of the strangest spam messages for a "University Education" the other day. I inadvertently clicked it instead of the real message below and the following text caught my eye:

necromancers remain makeshift.
He called her Maryellen (or was it Maryellen?). Unlike so many guardian angels who have made their foreign eggplant to us.

Maryellen, the friend of Maryellen and rejoices with carpet tack for. When you see inside menagé à trois, it means that crank case of impresario meditates. Most dissidents believe that inside steam engine sanitize briar patch toward prime minister. prime minister ignore over anomaly.

That is pretty deep stuff for a random collection of words that won't get picked up by a spam filter. Necromancers remain makeshift, indeed.